I seem to have left my pride at pride
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
did i walk over a car last night?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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