She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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