i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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