and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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