it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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