I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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