She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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