Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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