i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
