Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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