He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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