i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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