yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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