super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
false alarm. still invincible.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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