So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
tell me about the eggs
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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