idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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