Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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