I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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