dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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