What did we do last night that was yellow?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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