Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Randomize
