so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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