Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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