"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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