Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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