Pappa wants mamma naked
She said her name was "party"
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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