let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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