great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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