How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize