Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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