just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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