Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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