Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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