I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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