Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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