Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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