Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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