Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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