Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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