Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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