The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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