Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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