There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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