My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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