How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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