i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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