I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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