this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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