Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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