S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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