then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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