I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
