you win again, gameday.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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