im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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