Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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