new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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