Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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