Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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